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Bark, Bark, Woof.... Hello Everyone.

I am Chenny, the new Director Of Good-News, here at 1st Chinese Herbs. Let me give you a small amount of insight into who I am.  

First and foremost, I am 4 years old, that is 28 years in human years.  When I first came here, I was very sick, as I was not taken care of properly.   I had skin warts everywhere, my one eye has a huge scar on the lens, and my liver is damaged due to someone trying to kill by dunking me in oil. Plus I snore like a lumberjack.  Enough of the sad history let's get on with the good stuff!

My warts are all gone, my eye, though scarred, is perfect, and I don't smell any longer, well unless I have a nice roll in something smells.   I take three different supplements a day which are hidden in chicken... yes, the chicken makes it taste better but I know the pills are there.

ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET ME SHARE WHAT I WILL DO FOR YOU!

My soul purpose here is to bring good news to you.   That is why I am called the Director Of Good-News, D.O.G.  I have loads of good news, such as funny stories, helpful hints, doggy anecdotes, which I like to call shaggy dog stories, and even some amazing facts.

Here I am looking at the snow thinking how on earth am I going to raise my leg this high to mark my spot.  Challenges are good, they make a good dog better, so excuse me while I make myself better.

This is me from just a few moments ago, in my red snowman shirt.   Yet I digress, as all dogs know that good manners start with getting to know you. Since you are not here in person and I can't smell about you, or sneeze in your face, let me start with this stunning picture of myself.

Notice my come-hither look, it never fails with the girls.  That is how I landed this job of Director Of Good-News. I really poured on the charm, and here I am!  I have several wardrobe changes, but look hard and you will see they are all me.  

My job today was to introduce myself, give you some background information, and perform my first duty as D.O.G. (Director Of Good-News).

HERE IS YOUR TREAT . . . Myself I prefer dog treats, you know the kind that I can gnaw on for hours.  I will keep the dog treats but for you we are offering a Free Trial Size of Deep Penetrating pain relief salve from Amish Origins. I don't use this, but I know several of my human friends do. Need more information on it? For your free sample click here.

Well it is almost din-din time, and being bi-lingual .... dog language and human language I have worked up a mighty hunger.   Hope it isn't doggy stew for dinner, as I would really like doggy pot pie.

Faithfully Yours.

D.O.G.

One of my favorite quotes;

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
­Josh Billings (a.k.a. Henry Wheeler Shaw; humorist and lecturer)